wheres my pupu?

there was once a mad cotton coloured girl named Lulu (who some of you may be familiar with). she used to come to cornucopia daily and write up some funny comments (the very same Lulu). she loved doodieman and toilet jokes. she had beautiful green eyes and was a subject in many of cornucopia's beloved pictures. she was the closest effendi (thank you for the suggestion, fabrico), of the Cow, in fact, the bestest underaged (no more underaged) friend of the Cow in the snowy white town.

one autumn day, Lulu met Lala.

now Cow never hears from Lulu anymore.

imagine the horror!
(WELL, ok, she does hear from her, but not even half as often!)

Lala, boo you, you are POTTY! you stole Cow's beloved doodie lover away from her. Lulu, inti hamarra, wa ana mafi ahabbak inti. in pushto (again, thank you fabrico) it would be, pyar nishti.....


PS.
Congratulations on getting married...... i hope you will always be happy
PPS
i miss u pupers..... you will till i see you. you are so gonna get moo-ed at.

1st cow tale

once upon a time, a cow was flying, up above the world so high. suddenly she came across a chicken in the big blue sky. cow steered away from the chicken to avoid a collision.

things were not as simple as you may think.
the gravitational pull was too strong and she lost momentum. she swerved wildly trying to keep her balance but sadly, she failed.

cow fell SPLAT into the freshly harvested potato pile below. the old farmer was pissed at the stupid cow because the potatoes were crushed. the farmer decided to get creative.

and thats how beef-and-potato stew was concocted.

~flyingcoworiginal~

la la la la

status: unable to moo
result: singing la la la