cow with missing feet

cow ate paaye recently.
(YUM!)
for those of you who dont know what paaye is, please go to a South Asian restaurant and order some.
*slurp*

positive thinking

a little bird in the sky.
you look up,
it shits in your eye.
you dont mind,
and you dont cry.
you just thank God
that cows dont fly!

~a forward~

sexy bad boy

cow bulletin update:
i bought a new camera, mashaAllah.
it's a sexy, coal coloured professional bad boy.... ;)

cow's cornucopia shall be busy showing off the gorgeous gadget's output, post exams.

i still love my digimax. it has given me the luxury of taking some lurvely pictures.
inshaAllah, post exams, i will install the magical photoshop.

*glee*
la la la la lalalalala laaaaaaaaa!

exams. aargh.

what do you do when the exam is right around the corner, and you are right on it, unprepared?

doodie girl

lulu and her rocks.....

also: a very serious and HILARIOUS post. dont forget to take the poll!

countdown

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.......................... BLAST OFF!

cow is in her space shuttle circling the moon!
someone told her the moon is made of cheese.
she is off to verify that.

click to colour and remember childhood

age. an illusion.

age is an illusion, dont you think?
people can be 35 and act 15, or be 15 and act 35.

wheres my pupu?

there was once a mad cotton coloured girl named Lulu (who some of you may be familiar with). she used to come to cornucopia daily and write up some funny comments (the very same Lulu). she loved doodieman and toilet jokes. she had beautiful green eyes and was a subject in many of cornucopia's beloved pictures. she was the closest effendi (thank you for the suggestion, fabrico), of the Cow, in fact, the bestest underaged (no more underaged) friend of the Cow in the snowy white town.

one autumn day, Lulu met Lala.

now Cow never hears from Lulu anymore.

imagine the horror!
(WELL, ok, she does hear from her, but not even half as often!)

Lala, boo you, you are POTTY! you stole Cow's beloved doodie lover away from her. Lulu, inti hamarra, wa ana mafi ahabbak inti. in pushto (again, thank you fabrico) it would be, pyar nishti.....


PS.
Congratulations on getting married...... i hope you will always be happy
PPS
i miss u pupers..... you will till i see you. you are so gonna get moo-ed at.

1st cow tale

once upon a time, a cow was flying, up above the world so high. suddenly she came across a chicken in the big blue sky. cow steered away from the chicken to avoid a collision.

things were not as simple as you may think.
the gravitational pull was too strong and she lost momentum. she swerved wildly trying to keep her balance but sadly, she failed.

cow fell SPLAT into the freshly harvested potato pile below. the old farmer was pissed at the stupid cow because the potatoes were crushed. the farmer decided to get creative.

and thats how beef-and-potato stew was concocted.

~flyingcoworiginal~

la la la la

status: unable to moo
result: singing la la la