ek dafa ka zikar hai (once upon a time), a cow was strutting down a galli, with her tail swishy-swashing behind her, and a blade of grass balanced delicately between her teeth. cow was humming the tune for a new beat she had heard playing on the radio that morning.
"right here, right now............" la la la laaaaaaaaaa.
ofcourse in her masti, she did not notice the big brown poop she had gotten rid of after the quality time she had spent hanging out with her best friend, Bull Saab. ofcourse, the inevitable happened. yep. cow stepped into her own manure.
now she is at the spa, getting herself a much needed pedicure. her nails are going to be red tonight. she has her hooves crossed that Bull Saab will foot the bill.
i dont think he should. do you?
on a side note, who here would pick up whale vomit?
Leon Wright and his wife took home a 14.75kg lump of ambergris, found in the innards of sperm whales and used in perfumes after it has been vomited up.
Sought after because of its rarity, ambergris can float on the ocean for years before washing ashore.
Worth up to $20 a gram, Mr Wright's find on a South Australian beach could net his family US$295,000 (£165,300).
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4642722.stm
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
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well, if it weren't for a CERTAIN bull saab who'd given the cow good quality bestfriend time, she wouldn't have been so happy, and she wouldn't have been singing away unknowingly and she wouldn't have stepped into a pile of her own doodoo. all his fault.
make the bull saab pay, i say!
If Cow started feelin' like Whale? *smiles*
God bless you....
Where is Cow, for many days? Hope you 're doin' good. *Smiles*
God bless you.....
Shania thinks the cow didn't really jump over the moon. Prove her wrong. You can do it! :p
eeewwwww - but very interesting indeed! :)
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