THE DA COW CODE
for part one, click here.
Cow's big belly was tied in knots and she knew this was not a good sign. usually when Cow felt uneasy, something was not right. not knowing what was happening but having a horrid feeling in her gut was making her very anxious.
the leaves on the trees were rustling and the wind was howling through the nests. Cow noticed that the itty bitty birdies were not in their homes and the squirrels were missing from their tree throws. the uneven grass bent northeast as a draft blew violently across it. it seemed as if mother nature was trying to warn everyone of the approaching danger.
Cow nervously stood up. her head felt whoozy and she spread her hooves to stand a bit more steadily on the straw. her stomach was hurting really bad and she felt hungry, so she regurgitated some grass and chewed for a little while and shut her eyes in an attempt to calm down.
Cow opened her eyes and blinked. she was no longer where she thought she was. Cow was in a bright blue kayak that had a big yellow parakeet painted at the front. Cow swallowed and held her and breath and looked around. there was nothing but water all around her for miles. she screamed at the top of her bovine lungs and listened to the echoes of her own screams.
"oh dear god, where on earth am i?"
(... to be continued)
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4 comments:
so where is she!!! Is the Cowie in HEAVEN!! Or is she dreaming all of this! Or is she in a parallel universe!:P Finish it sooon
aaaaaaaahahhaha =)) I'm glad she only regurgitated and nothing else! :P
I know where she is! She's in a Swiss milk chocolate factory isn't she and they're using her as an experiment! As they say, "Happy Cow, Happy Cheese."
or maybe she's not on earth at all.... hmmmmmm.
Thats the third year in a row you've forgotten my birthday!
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